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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Apple Pie
April 5, 2026
As a holiday gift Fred and Norma received from their neighbors an apple pie. As lovely as the gesture was, it was clear from the first bite that the pie tasted bad. It was so inedible that they had to throw it away. Ever gracious and tactful, Norma sent the neighbors a note. “Thank you
Monkey Again Nodded
April 5, 2026
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, “I wish you could talk. “ The monkey looked up
Patrons Chopsticks
April 5, 2026
A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said, “Chopsticks are provided only on request. “ “But, “the man countered, “if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you wouldn’t have to pay someone to wash all the forks. “ “True,
Wise Men
April 5, 2026
“Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case. “ “Are you sure of that?” “Yes, absolutely. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Once Alright Here’s
April 5, 2026
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you. “ “Why do you always have to give me bad news?” he complained. “Tell me some good news for once. “ “Alright, here’s some good news, “said the secretary. “You’re not sterile. “ This joke is included
Fight Answers Frank
April 5, 2026
“Frank, if you have 20 dollars and Bill takes away 14. What would you have?” said the teacher. “A fight!” answers Frank. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a