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Question Face

Question Face

April 5, 2026

Frank was madly in love with Susan, but couldn’t get up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. “Darling!” he blurted out, “Will you marry me?” “Of course, I will, you silly boy, “she replied, “Who’s speaking?” This joke is included in the Black

Last Chance

Last Chance

April 5, 2026

“Why did you choose to be cremated?” “Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Air Everywhere

Air Everywhere

April 5, 2026

Policeman: “Why are you driving without a light?” Scooterist: “There is light everywhere. “ Policeman: “Then shall I remove the air from your tires?” Scooterist: “Why would you do that?” Policeman: “Because there is air everywhere… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

These Tattoos Removed

These Tattoos Removed

April 5, 2026

A woman enters a tattoo parlor. She has tattoos on her shoulder and on her calf and wants them off. She asks the artist, “How much will it cost to have these tattoos removed?” He looks at her limbs and says, “An arm and a leg. “ This joke is included in the Black Book

Men I’ve

Men I’ve

April 5, 2026

The foreman on a contracted job started bawling out one of the men, “I’ve had slow men on jobs before but you are the slowest I’ve ever seen. Is there anything you are quick with?” “Well, “yawned the workman, “nobody can get tired as quickly as I can. “ This joke is included in the

Highway Patrol Sorry

Highway Patrol Sorry

April 5, 2026

A man traveling over 125 miles per hour on the interstate was stopped by a highway patrol. “Sorry, officer, “said the driver, “was I driving too fast? “No, sir. You were flying too low. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

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Giorgio Rushes

Giorgio Rushes

April 5, 2026

Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something

Bites Yes

Bites Yes

April 5, 2026

“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of

Trained Parrot

Trained Parrot

April 5, 2026

There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a

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