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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Farmer Smiled
April 5, 2026
A lawyer went duck hunting for the first time in Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of the fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator
Sixth Grade Sex
April 5, 2026
During a sixth grade sex education class, the young professor asked, “What happens to a young woman during puberty?” There was no reply from her students, so she rephrased the question. “What happens to young women as they mature?” One girl raised her hand and answered, “We start carrying purses?” This joke is included in
Death Chamber
April 5, 2026
A man committed murder. To fight his case he was advised to hire a good lawyer. He checked one who asked for $100. He thought this one was not good enough. The next one wanted $500. The next $5000. He found a really expensive one who wanted $10,0000. So the accused hired him. Ultimately he
Wife’s Awful Coffee
April 5, 2026
After suffering through years of his wife’s awful coffee, the man spit it out and took the coffee maker to his lawyer. Dropping it on the attorney’s desk, the man snarled, “Here they are!” “Here are what?” the startled lawyer asked. “Grounds for divorce. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes.
Men Identical Envelopes
April 5, 2026
A man lying on his deathbed called to him, his lawyer, his doctor, and his pastor. “I am going to die tonight, “and I want to prove that when you go to heaven you can take it all with you. So to my three most trusted friends, you three of course, I am leaving 50,000
Serious Ethical Dilemma
April 5, 2026
A man goes to see his lawyer to prepare his will. At the first meeting, the lawyer takes all the information down, and sends the man home, telling him to come see him again in two weeks. Two weeks later, the man comes back, reads the will and signs it in front of three witnesses.
Treding Jokes
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a