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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Flat Screen
April 5, 2026
The patient : “Doctor I keep stealing things” The doctor: “Take these tablets; if that doesn’t work get me a flat screen TV. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
I’ll Show
April 5, 2026
“I have this big problem, doctor, everyone is calling me crazy just because I love hot dogs …” “That’s stupid, in my opinion. Frankly, I adore hot dogs too, but nobody calls me crazy …” “Really? Great, doctor! Why don’t you come along with me and I’ll show you my collection!” This joke is included
Couldn’t Robin
April 5, 2026
Robin came home from her first day commuting into the city. Noticing that Robin was looking a little peaked, her mom asked, “Honey, are you feeling alright?” “Not really, “Robin replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backward on the train. “ “Poor dear, “the mom said. “Why didn’t you ask the person sitting across from you
Psychiatrist Muses
April 5, 2026
A guy tells his psychiatrist, “I always have this weird dream at night. I am locked in a room with a door on which there is a sign. I try to push it with all my strength, but no matter how hard I try, it won’t budge. “ The psychiatrist muses, “Interesting. “But tell me
Cigarette Lighter
April 5, 2026
The ship was sinking and four sailors were able to get a lifeboat into the water and climb into it safely. As they relaxed, they decided to have a cigarette and relax a few moments before starting their journey to safety. The cigarettes were dry but all their matches had become wet. They had no
Rose Accompanied
April 5, 2026
Rose accompanied her husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed, the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way he looks. “ “Neither do I, “she said. “But he’s handy around the house. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a