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Latest Jokes
Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Text Message
April 5, 2026
Josh received a text message from his ex-wife “Guess what, I now know what a real dick is like. “ He replied, “Yeah, I’ve seen you with him. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Diarrhea Joshua
April 5, 2026
Perhaps the worst combination of illnesses are Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. Joshua was running but he couldn’t remember where. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Golf Ball
April 5, 2026
A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course. As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, “Don’t you see the sign? It says, ‘Private property – Stay Out! ‘“ The golfer says, “I’m sorry I did not see it. That is my ball there. May I
Tail Lights
April 5, 2026
A police officer stops a woman on the highway and walks up to her and asks her if she knows why he stopped her. “No. “, the woman replies. “Because you don’t have any tail lights”, the police officer told her. So she gets out and walks around to the back of the car and
Hideous Stop
April 5, 2026
A wife and husband went on a backpacking holiday. On the first night the husband said, “I think there’s a monster under my bed…” “Grow up, “she replied. “No, really, “he continued. “It’s hideous…” “Stop pissing about, “the wife snapped. “I knew it was a mistake letting you have the top bunk. “ This joke
Worse John
April 5, 2026
There was a guy named John, who was the most positive guy in the world. Every time anyone said something negative, John would always say, “It could have been worse. “ One day, John’s coworkers all got together and decided to come up with a scenario so bad that John couldn’t say that it could
Treding Jokes
The most popular jokes currently circulating the database. Guaranteed to provide an immediate return on your procrastination investment.
Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a