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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Christmas Songs Until
April 5, 2026
Jim: “At Christmas time, there’s nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep. “ Pete: “Maybe that’s why you’re no longer a fireman. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it
She’d Rather Remodel
April 5, 2026
A man was in a terrible accident, and his ‘manhood’ was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn’t cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for ‘small,$6,500 for ‘medium,
Plane Necklace
April 5, 2026
A beautiful woman who had a golden little plane necklace was seated next to a guy on the plane. During the flight all the time he was gazing at the necklace. When the woman asked him: “Are you interested in my necklace?” “No lady; I would rather its runway!” answered the guy. This joke is
John Shrugged
April 5, 2026
John’s boss came to him, “Where the hell have you been? I’ve been trying to find you all morning!” John shrugged and said, “Good employees are hard to find!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Japanese Baby
April 5, 2026
A blonde couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Japanese baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation. On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they
Idiot Redneck
April 5, 2026
A redneck calls up the White House and tells the receptionist: “I’d like to become the next President of the United States. “ The receptionist: “What are you, an idiot?” Redneck: “Why is it required?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a