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Welcome to Jokes.ltd, the Internet’s leading repository for carefully distilled humor. In a world cluttered with endless feeds and overwhelming noise, we recognized the need for a streamlined, highly efficient platform dedicated entirely to making you laugh
Genie Rubbed Chocolate
April 5, 2026
A man rubbed a bottle and a genie came out, “OK the genie said what’s your wish” The man said “I want all ladies to love me”, and he turned into a bar of chocolate. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Death Etc Honey
April 5, 2026
Barry and Hannah, an old married couple, are sitting on the couch watching TV. On the show they were speaking about how to prepare in case of death etc. “Honey, “says Barry, turning to his wife with a serious expression, “I want you to promise me, that if there ever comes a time that I
Flower Harry Leaned
April 5, 2026
Harry and Barbra’s marriage has been on the rocks for a while, so when they hear about a marriage seminar being given in their neighborhood they decide to attend. “One of the most important things in marriage”, said the speaker, “is to get to really know your spouse well. For example, “continued the speaker, “How
Flat Tire
April 5, 2026
A newly married couple went fishing on their vacation. Afterwards the wife’s mother asked her how it went. “Oh, it was terrible, everything went wrong, we overslept, and then we got a flat tire, and the worst part was that I caught more fish than he did! This joke is included in the Black Book
Psychiatrist’s Office Hello
April 5, 2026
Two Hollywood stars ran into each other at the door of their psychiatrist’s office. “Hello, there, “said one. “Are you coming or going?” “If I knew that, “said the other, “I wouldn’t be here. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Hollywood Hostess
April 5, 2026
A Hollywood hostess, giving instructions to a new maid just before a party, cautioned: “Now remember, Marie, when you serve my guests, don’t wear any jewelry. “ “I haven’t anything valuable, madam, “answered the maid. “But thanks for the warning just the same. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You
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Giorgio Rushes
April 5, 2026
Giorgo and his beautiful girl-friend Isabella rush in to see the vicar: “We want to get married. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you do a quick service?” The vicar is amused. He marries the two young people, pockets his fee and asks: “Isn’t there a proverb, something
Bites Yes
April 5, 2026
“Don’t be afraid of the dog, “said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never bites?’“ “Yes, “replied Little Johnny. “You know the proverb. I know the proverb. But does your dog know the proverb?” This joke is included in the Black Book of
Trained Parrot
April 5, 2026
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a