Jokes Ltd The dog of Mark’s girlfriend died, so he tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made the girl even more upset. She screamed at Mark and said, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
In a fury Jim told his wife that she have no sense of direction. So she packed up her stuff and right. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Martha read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. “Poor guy. “she thought. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I’d like to have kids one day. “Lilly said to her girlfriend Suzan once “I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Brian was digging in our garden when he found a chest full of gold coins. He was about to run straight home to tell his wife about it, but then remembered why he was digging in their garden. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?” “Yes, “replies the murderer. “Can you please hold my hand? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Few days ago, Jack’s wife asked him to pass her lipstick, but he accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to him. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, a woman asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken. “Nothing special, “he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy encounters an elephant while on a safari in Africa. It’s in pain and laying on the ground. He looks into it and discovers a thorn in its foot. He takes it off, and the elephant trots away cheerfully. The same guy is standing in London, fifteen years later, watching a circus procession pass … Read more