Wrong Finger
Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife: Because I married the wrong man! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Argue Forget
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Cotton Balls
A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he’s looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter. The salesgirl says, confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons … Read more
Pushes Natalie Away
Every night while Dave is having dinner with his wife, Natalie goes to the bedroom, turns off the light and makes out with Dave’s friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubts and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. … Read more
She’ll Order
A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order. “I’ll have your biggest, juiciest steak, “says the husband. “But sir, what about the mad cow?” asks the waiter. “Oh, “says the husband, “she’ll order for herself. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Didn’t Believe
Man: You’ve brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn’t believe in Hell. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Can’t Count
Margaret was cheating on her husband with another man when they heard a noise on the stairs. “Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?” “Just stay in bed with me. He’s probably so drunk, he’s not going to notice you. “ Sure enough, Margaret’s husband crawled into bed, but … Read more
Bitter Quarrel
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever” “Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Husband – Stiff … Read more
Disability Pension
Levy went to Medical Insurance to apply for his pension. The woman behind the bench asked for his driving license to verify his age, but he had left his wallet home. He said to her that he had to go home and return later. The woman said: “Unbuckle your shirt. “ And so he did, … Read more
Horse Racings
The woman comes with her husband to the psychiatrist and tells the psychiatrist: “Please, do something with my man, because he thinks of himself as a horse. “ The psychiatrist says: “Oh, it will be a long and expensive therapy. “ The woman: “Ok, don ́t worry, we have enough money because my husband has … Read more