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A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. “How wonderful! But I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first husband?” “He ate poisonous mushrooms and died. “ “Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?” “He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died. “ “Oh, … Read more
Wife: “Give me some money. I want to buy a bra. “ Husband: “Why? You have nothing to put in it!” Wife: “You wear shorts!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Husband knocks on the door at midnight. Wife: “Go back where you came from!” Husband: “Open the door or I throw myself in the swimming pool!” Wife: “Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care? So the husband stands near the dark part of the gate and waits for 2 minutes, takes a … Read more
A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well, “replies the man, “when we finished making love on the first night, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking. “ “Oh, you shouldn’t worry about that too much, … Read more
A wife tells her husband while watching a Mexican TV series: “Look, how much he loves her…” “Yes. But do you know how much he’s being paid for that?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two. “ Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing with happiness and kissing … Read more
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it. The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, … Read more
A wedding night confession. Husband: “Before we married, I slept with many prostitutes, “ Wife:” I knew I met you before. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat. The women just won’t leave him alone. His mother-in-law says, “You’re driving too fast!” His wife says, “Stay more to the left. “ After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, “Who’s driving this car … Read more