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Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. Then Alex said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I now know how to always have the last word. “ “Wow!” said Logan, “How did you manage that?” “It’s easy, “replied Alex. “My last word is always ‘Yes, Dear. … Read more
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world. “ The woman says, “I’ll miss you. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. “If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?” he asked her. The secretary replied, “Everything but my earrings. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Three professors, a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician are called in to see their dean. Just as they arrive the dean is called out of his office, leaving the three professors there. The professors see with alarm that there is a fire in the wastebasket. The physicist says, “I know what to do! We … Read more
Elias and his wife found the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, they go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food. She goes Tuesdays, he goes Fridays. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A dietician was once addressing a large audience during a lecture. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that … Read more
A woman was telling her friend , “It was I who made my husband a millionaire. “ “And what was he before the marriage?” asked the friend. The woman replied, “A multi-millionaire”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Husband to wife: ‘I hear you’ve been telling everyone that I’m an idiot.’ Wife: ‘Sorry, I didn’t know it was a secret.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. Shortly after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell … Read more
A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them. When they pulled over, the patrol man came up to the window and said, “I am going to give you two tickets. One because you were speeding and one because you didn’t have your … Read more