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A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red ‘H’ on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard … Read more
A man calls 911 emergency: “Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!” After five minutes, the same man calls back: “It is ok, I found another one. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two men were shipwrecked on an island. They decided to venture inland to see if they could find someone. The men came across a village in the middle of a jungle, immediately they were surrounded by a tribe of islanders. The chief walks to the men and says, “What do you choose, Death or Boogaloo?” … Read more
“Honey, “said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper. “ “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!” “I know all that. “ “Then why did you invite a friend for … Read more
Bloke in hospital with 50% burns, Dr. says, “Give him two Viagra. “ Nurse asks, “Do you think that will help?” Dr replies, “No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There were three nurses in a morgue… They entered a room where they had discovered that there was a dead man laying on the bed with a hard-on. The first nurse was very forward and said, “Wow! I have never seen that before, I can’t let that go to waste”. After saying this the first … Read more
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, “Can I smell your pussy?” The woman looks at him in disgust and says, “Certainly not!” “Hmmm, “he replies. “It must be your feet, then. “ This joke is included in the … Read more
A guy walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier asks him if he wants a bag. He responds, “No, she’s not that ugly. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met two beautiful flight attendants. They took me home and I made love to both of them. Twice. “ The priest says, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in … Read more