Jokes Ltd “Excuse me, “a young fellow said to an older man, “I’ve just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers?” “Well, “replied the older man, “I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able … Read more
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney’s office as his lawyer handed him his will. “Your estate is very complex, “said the lawyer, “but I’ve made sure that all of your wishes will be executed. Due to the complexity, my fee is $4500. “ Just then, the phone rang … Read more
An anesthesiologist has a stock answer to the usual question asked by pre-surgical patients: “How much will the anesthesia cost?” “Oh, only $100. 00. $1. 00 to go to sleep and $99. 00 for waking up. Most patients buy the whole package. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Patient: Doctor, I think I’m suffering from lack of memory. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem is that? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’m gonna go play in my room for a couple of hours. I sure would like a piece of cake after though!” Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, “Wow! , it worked!” Puzzled, his … Read more
Government planned to implement Sex Education in schools. School authority wanted to send a teacher called Lucy for a special training course in Sex Education. Lucy: “No Sir. . ! I don’t want to take part in that course. “ Principal:”No. . ! But why . . ?!” Lucy:”Somebody told me yesterday. . The Final … Read more
A man in the dress business called a friend, also in the dress business, and asked how things were going. “Couldn’t be better, “answered the friend. “Even with the recession, our sales are up 40 percent. My son, the lawyer, just won a big case. And his fee was a million dollars. My other son, … Read more
It’s the summer of 1960, and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy’s father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they’re planning to do on the date. Bobby tells him that they’ll probably go to the malt shop or a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue’s father suggests, “Why … Read more
Little Johnny’s first grade class was playing “Name That Animal. “The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, “What animal is this?” “A cat!” said Suzy. “Good job. Now, what’s this animal?” “A dog!” said Ricky. “Good. Now what animal is this?” she asked, holding up a picture of a deer. The … Read more