Jokes Ltd A woman was getting swamped with calls from strangers. A billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers. When she called to complain, she was told to get a new number. “I’ve had mine for twenty years, “she pleaded. “Couldn’t you change yours?” The company refused, so she said, “Fine. From … Read more
Old Jacob Miles, raging hypochondriac, was convinced that the pain on his left side was appendicitis. Mrs. Miles explained that the appendix is on the right side. “So, aha! THAT’s why it hurts so much. “said Jacob. “My appendix is on the wrong side!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Mr. Jones is on a business trip and has bought some fish to bring home to his wife. The fish was very expensive, so Mr. Jones decided to hide it until the next day, when he would leave the hotel. The fish is well-packaged in multiple layers of paper, so Mr. Jones hides it between … Read more
It was a really hot day at the office due to a malfunction with the air conditioning system. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on. All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an odor passing through the air. It was the … Read more
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Steve, “he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off as an office clerk, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four … Read more
A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found … Read more
A drunk stumbled out the door of the bar. He stood on the corner waiting for the light. His wife calls and asks if he is drunk. The man replies, “Of course not!”. Being suspicious that he is drunk, she says, “Okay then, tell me where you are and I will come and get you. … Read more
Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:”Windows frozen, won’t open. “ Husband texts back:”Pour some hot water around the edges and then gently tap it with a hammer. “ Wife texts back 5 minutes later:”We now need a new computer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Rob patiently waited at the customer service desk for his turn. He had come back to return a pair of jeans that were too tight. “Is something wrong with them?” the teenage clerk asked him. “Yes, “Rob replied. “They hurt my feelings. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
The young man comes running into the store and says to his buddy, “Tommy, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot! ‘ Tommy reacts, “Did you see who it was?” The young man answers, “No, I couldn’t tell… but I did get his license plate number!” This joke is included in the … Read more