Jokes Ltd My friend came back from Las Vegas once. He told me the slot machines are easy to win big at. He went to town in a $15,000 Nissan, left in a $350,000 Porsche. I thought, “Nice, I’m going to get in on that. “So I left for Vegas in my $15,000 Toyota. Came back in … Read more
The Bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, today … Read more
An Irishman by the name of O’Mally proposed to his girl on St. Patrick’s Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweler. He took one look at it and saw it wasn’t real. The young lass, on learning it wasn’t real, returned … Read more
A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for … Read more
Two cab drivers met. “Hey, “asked one, “what’s the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?” “Well, “the other responded, “when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A man and a woman meet at a bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman’s house where they engage in passionate love making. The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, “Quick, my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!” So the man … Read more
On the morning of her birthday, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” “Maybe you’ll find out tonight, “he said mysteriously. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. She ripped off the … Read more
A husband and wife had a fight. Wife called her mom: “He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you. “ Mom: “No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her … Read more
Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons. “ Boy: “Really?” Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.