Jokes Ltd A wife concerned with her husband’s driving said; “Dear, aren’t you driving a little too fast?” Her husband replied; “Don’t you believe in a guardian angel? He will take care of us. “ His wife said: “Yes, I do. But I am afraid we left him miles back!” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Harry and Esther are out shopping one morning when Esther says, “Darling, it’s my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She said she would like something electric. “ Harry replies, “How about a chair?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her backyard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold. An officer was sent to her house to investigate and he returned one hour … Read more
A woman has a problem with her closet door – it’s falling out every time a bus passes by. So one day she calls a repairman. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time a bus passes by. “OK, I’m going to take a look at this, just close the … Read more
A 90 year old geezer married a very young filly and was telling his doctor that they were expecting a baby. “Let me tell you a story, “the doctor said. “There was an absent-minded fellow who went hunting one day, but instead of picking up a gun, he picked up an umbrella. Suddenly, while he … Read more
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text, “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!” The … Read more
Two blond ladies were discussing the big hole in the street as every day somebody falls in it… Michelle : We must find a solution because every day someone is dead and the nearest hospital is 20 Km. Rose : I got it, we can build a new hospital beside the hole. Michelle : It … Read more
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Finch became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous young blonde woman. As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Finch, and said, “That will teach you to pinch!” Bewildered, Mr. Finch was halfway to the … Read more
A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express lane where the clerk was talking on the phone with the back turned to her. “Excuse me, “she said, “I’m in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?” The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, … Read more
One day these two fine southern ladies were sittin’ on the front porch having some iced tea. One of the women sticks out her hand for the other woman to see, and in her long southern drawl says “Look at this ring my husband gave me. Isn’t it nice?” To which the other woman replies, … Read more