Jokes Ltd A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party. The day of the party the wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was … Read more
A couple arrived at the boarding gate just in time to see their plane taking off. The husband was angry to have missed the plane. “If you weren’t so slow in getting ready, “he complained to his wife, “we wouldn’t have missed the plane. “ “And if you wouldn’t have rushed me, we wouldn’t have … Read more
A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club one day, and the conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs, which were apparently quite extraordinary. A wager was placed on who had the most intelligent dog. The physician offered to show his dog first, and called to the parking … Read more
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned … Read more
Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him: “Excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?” The other fisherman replies, “If you just go down the stream until the water isn’t salty, there are a ton … Read more
Joseanne had wanted new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and when she returned, she was overjoyed to find that beautiful new cabinets had been installed in her kitchen. A few days later, a neighbor came over to … Read more
Wife: “Eleanor Roosevelt said “intelligent people are those with ideas”. Husband: “That sounds like me. I always have many ideas!” Wife: “Honey, I don’t think Mrs. Roosevelt was thinking about ideas that start out with, ‘“Hey guys, just watch this!’ “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Two friends are discussing the possibility of love. “I thought I was in love three times, “one friend says. “How so?” his friend asks. “Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me. “ “And that wasn’t love?” his friend asks. “No, “he replies. “That was an obsession. … Read more
A man went on a dating website, hoping to find a wife. In his profile description he wrote, “Looking for a woman that is smart, pretty, funny, a good cook, organized at home, and has a bass boat!” He then paused, gave it some more thought, and added, “To be considered, please include a picture … Read more