Jokes Ltd The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram. Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me. “ The Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. “Listen up, men, “says the Sergeant. “Williams, report to the mess hall for … Read more
Husband: “Call 911 quickly, I think I’m having a heart attack!” The wife picked up his cell phone to call. She said, “Give me your password!” Husband: “Never mind, I’m feeling much better now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A girl asked an old bachelor friend whether he had been disappointed in love. “No, I never was exactly disappointed in love. I was what you might call discouraged. You see, when I was very young I became much enamored with a young lady of my acquaintance. I was mortally afraid to tell her of … Read more
Husband: “Now that we are married, perhaps I might venture to point out a few of your little defects. “ Wife: “Don’t bother, dear. I’m quite aware of them. It was those little defects that prevented me from becoming a much better man than you. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. “Hello?” she cried, but no answer. “Is there anyone here?” she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain … Read more
A young woman is visiting her parents. While helping her mother fix dinner, she opens the refrigerator. On the inside of the door, she sees a sexy picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman. “What’s this about, Mom?” she asks. “Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat, “the … Read more
An egg and a chicken sit in a doctor’s waiting room. A nurse walks out of the office and asks, “Alright, which one of you came first?” “Seriously!” shouts the chicken. “Here, too?!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A married couple was enjoying a dinner out when a statuesque blonde walked over to their table, exchanged warm greetings with the husband, and walked off. “Who was that?” the wife demanded. “If you must know, “the husband replied, “that was my mistress. “ “Your mistress? That’s it! I want a divorce!” the wife fumed. … Read more
Daughter: “Did you hear, dad, they have just caught the biggest hotel thief in Las Vegas!” Dad: “What hotel did he run?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.