Jokes Ltd A man was crossing the road when he was hit by a car, which then sped off. A police officer asked the injured man, “Did you get a look at the driver?” “No, “he said, “but I can tell you it was my ex-wife. “ “How do you know that?” asked the officer. “I’d recognize … Read more
“I want to divorce my wife. “ “On what grounds?” “She is out all night, every night, going from bar to bar. “ “Are you saying she’s an alcoholic or do you think she’s cheating?” “No, she is looking for me. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
“I heard you have been to Spain recently. Knowing you don’t speak Spanish very well, did you face any difficulty?” “None at all, however those who listened to me sure did. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Macy went to the doctor to see if he can help her to stop smoking . The doctor suggested that every time she felt like smoking, she should reach for a chocolate bar. It didn’t work, because no matter how hard Macy tried she couldn’t get the chocolate bar to light. This joke is included … Read more
A teacher asked little Johnny if he knew the numbers 1 to 10 well. “Yes, of course! My daddy taught me, even more than 10!” “Good. What comes after three?” “Four, “answered the boy. “What comes after six?” “Seven. “ “Very good, “said the teacher. “your dad did a good job. Now, what comes after … Read more
A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction, he had planned to call the couple down for a brief ceremony in front of the congregation. For the life of him, he couldn’t think of the names of those who were to be married. “Will those wanting … Read more
A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note … Read more
A man and his wife were returning from a party one evening. As the couple was driving home, she asked her husband, “Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy, and irresistible to women you are?” Totally flattered, he replied, “No dear, they haven’t. “ At that point she yelled, “Then what the heck … Read more
They were dancing at the service club. He held her tight, his eyes were closed, and they danced as though floating on a cloud. Then the music stopped. “Let’s go out on the porch, “he said. Outside, he took her in her arms and whispered in her shell-like ear, “Darling, I love you so. Say … Read more
One day two deaf-mutes meet on the street. They had been friends in school but had lost touch over time. They used sign language to catch up on old times. Through the course of conversation one of the deaf-mutes learned the other had learned to speak and was no longer mute. This amazed the fellow … Read more