Lawn Mower Saturday
“Are you going to be using your lawn mower Saturday?” “Yes, I will be. “ “Good… so can I borrow your car then?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Interviewer Well
An 80-year-old gentleman was being interviewed on his 60 years of marriage. “Is there one big difference in your marriage today compared to when you were first married?” asked the interviewer. “Well, “said the man after pondering for a moment, “it now takes me all night to do what I used to do all night. … Read more
Husband’s Diary
Wife’s diary:” We had plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping all day with my friends. Later he was acting weird. I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late. He was silent at the restaurant too and didn’t eat much. While going to bed, … Read more
Groom Leaned Toward
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d … Read more
Official Trip
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at the end of a word: “I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her. . !” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Officer Stopped
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer, “the man began, “I can explain. “ “Just be quiet, “snapped the officer. I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back. “ “But, officer, I just wanted to say…” “And I said to keep … Read more
Real Cowboy
A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat. “Excuse me sir but are you a real cowboy?” The man says, “Well I have a ranch and horses. I go to rodeos and raise cattle and other livestock, so yes I suppose I’m a real cowboy. … Read more
Jeep Stuck
During training exercises, the Lieutenant was driving down a muddy back road when he encountered another car stuck in the mud, with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel. “Your jeep stuck, sir?” asked the Lieutenant as he pulled alongside. “Nope, “replied the Colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, “yours is!” This joke is … Read more
Underway Preparation Exercise
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship underway. With a stream of crisp commands, he had the decks buzzing with men. The ship steamed out of the channel and soon the port was far behind. … Read more
Duplicate Key
“What did you buy your husband for his birthday?” “Well, knowing he wanted a journal, I bought him one that was locked since he’s so particular about his notes. “ “And surely you bought something for yourself too?” “Oh, of course! I made myself a duplicate key. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more