Jokes Ltd At a fancy reception a young man was asked by a widow to guess her age. “You must have some idea, “she urged as he hesitated. “I have several ideas, “he admitted with a smile, “the trouble is that I don’t know whether to make it ten years younger because of your looks or ten … Read more
One day the son of the Big Chief comes to the Medicine man and says “Big Chief no fart!” So the Medicine man says give him one pill every 5 hours and come back to me in a week. The son comes back and says “Big Chief no fart!” So the Medicine man says “give … Read more
Daisy whispered in her husband’s ear, “Ask my mother about dinner. “ Donald, her husband, obediently asked, “Mother-in-law, did you have dinner at home or would you like to go back home and have it?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After completing dinner, a husband carries his plate to the sink and starts washing it. His wife looks at him in disbelief and says, “Honey, we are not at home. This is a restaurant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Jason, am I a good mother?” “My name is Paul. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses. “Boy, “said the farmer, “that sure makes me want to do the same. “ “Well, go ahead, “said his girlfriend, “it’s your cow. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Farmers Brown and Jones had adjoining farms for years and didn’t get along at all. One night after supper, Farmer Brown knocked on Farmer Jones’s door. When Farmer Jones answered the door, Farmer Brown said, “I know we don’t talk often, but I wanted you to know that our mule just died today. “ Farmer … Read more
Father: “Son, you were adopted. “ Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!” Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. Suspecting the worst, she reaches for an extra pillow and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can, letting her anger and frustration out. Once … Read more
Teacher: “Complete the following sentence, ‘Early to bed and early to rise… ‘“ Student: “… This Man has neither WiFi nor Wife!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.