Jokes Ltd Two cowboys were lost in the desert when they spotted a tree draped in bacon strips. “We’re saved!” shouted one cowboy. But when he ran up to the tree, he was shot multiple times. It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Sherlock Holmes was carrying a box of lemons and placed it on Watson’s table. Watson: Where did you get all those lemons? Holmes: A lemon tree, my dear Watson. A lemon tree. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
George told the waitress his steak was bad. She picked it up, slapped it,threw it back down and said, “If it gives you any more trouble, let me know. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. “Sounds great, “said the health-conscious boy and ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container. “Wait a minute, “the boy said. “Those don’t … Read more
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angelis to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The … Read more
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. “Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?” “To kill my husband. “said the woman. “I can’t sell you arsenic to kill a person!” The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is … Read more
A young girl was so nervous about the cruise that immediately after being shown to her cabin, she headed for the bar. Four hours later she bumped into a steward. “Excuse me, “She said hiccupping, “I can’t seem to find my cabin. “ “I’ll be glad to help you, ma’am. What’s the number?” “I am … Read more
A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges. One Friday night she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 am the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked … Read more
Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle. A curious neighbor wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage sale. “No, “replied the gentleman, “my son just bought … Read more
The disgruntled diner summoned his waiter to the table, complaining, “My oyster stew doesn’t have any oysters in it. ““Well, if that bothers you, then you better skip dessert, “replied the waiter. “It’s an Angel food cake. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.