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A teenage boy with spiked hair, nose ring, and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend, “I don’t really like to dress like this. “ “Then why do you?” asked the friend. “It keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere with them. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions. “Don’t know how to get there, “the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his … Read more
George, who had a wife and 8 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home. George was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said he had 8 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt … Read more
A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. The farmer said, “That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw. “ “So why does he have a wooden leg?” the tourist asked. “One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up. … Read more
Dotty came into the office all aflutter about her husband, “You won’t believe this, Terry, but George takes a fishing- pole into the bathroom and tosses the hook into the tub. “ “You’ve got to be kidding, “gasped Terry. “don’t you think you should take him to a psychiatrist?” “No time, “replied Dotty with a … Read more
A boy asks his father to explain the differences among irritation, aggravation, and frustration. His father picks up the phone and dials a number at random. When the phone is answered, he asks, “Can I speak to Ben, please?” “No! There’s no one called Ben here, “says the person who answered the phone. His father … Read more
A yokel was applying for a job and was being asked the normal questions; Name, age, sex, address, etc. The interviewer asks him for his father’s name and his mother’s maiden name. “What do you mean by maiden name?” the yokel asked. “What was your mother’s name before she was married?” “None, “he replied. “What … Read more
The son has finally saved enough money to buy his own house. It is just a few houses down the road from where his parents still live. On the day he moves in he invites some friends over, turns on the music and drinks a few beers. As the son was making his toast and … Read more
A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said “I’ll bet you don’t have anything like this in Texas. “ The Texan said: “Nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
John asks: “Why are you drinking so much?” Joe says: “Because I donated my body to science, and I am preserving it until they are ready to use it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.