Jokes Ltd A doctor told his patient after reviewing his x-rays he needed surgery costing $5000. 00. The patient said he only had $500. 00 and what could be done. The doctor said, “Well, I can always touch-up your x-rays. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear. He says, “Doctor, what is wrong with me?” The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A 70 year old man asked his wife, “Do you feel sad when you see me running behind younger women?” The wife replies, “No, not at all. Even dogs chase cars, doesn’t mean they can drive them. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man goes to his doctor and says “Hi doc, remember me “? “No, but what can I do for you? “ “You know Doc, I came to you two years ago. You said I had pneumonia, gave me some medicine and advised me to not to have a bath “ “So? “ “Well I’m … Read more
Eight men have been at a mental hospital for a period of time and are being tested to find out how they are progressing in order for them to leave the institution. The doctor in charge takes them all into a room and with a ball pen draws a door on the wall and asks … Read more
A man climbs up to the top of a mountain. He shouts “I love you!” and waits for the echo. The echo comes replies, “I have a boyfriend!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dad: “Son, I named you after my father. “ After My Father: “I know, Dad, I know. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them… “Bride relatives” and “Groom relatives”. He entered the groom’s relatives door and found two doors again – “Ladies” and “Men”. He entered the men ‘s door and found two doors again. “People with gifts” and “People … Read more
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, nobody pays attention to me…” “Next please… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: “Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the pulse, listen to the heart or check for breathing?” “No. “ “So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren’t sure the man was dead, were you?” “Well, the man’s brain was in a … Read more