Jokes Ltd A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect. “ “Really, “answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?” “Twelve thirty. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. “Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?” inquired the officer. “Mister, “exclaimed the telephone … Read more
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and … Read more
A man wakes up after spending 20 years in a coma. One of the first things he does is ring his stockbroker. ‘Your assets have increased considerably,’ says the stockbroker. ‘The £20,000 you had invested with us is now worth £20 million.’ ‘That’s fantastic,’ says the man. Just then the phone starts beeping and a … Read more
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, we’ve finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979. “ “You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly. “No, “said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A junior partner in a law firm is sent to represent a client accused of murder. After a long trial, the case is won and the client acquitted. The young lawyer telegraphs his firm with the message, ‘Justice prevailed’. The senior partner telegraphs back, ‘Appeal immediately’. This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Joshua’s wife asked if he would give it to her “doggy style. “ So Josh took a dump on the floor and chewed up her shoes. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk walked up to them and asked them what they wanted. The couple asked for a couple of lottery tickets. He gave the tickets to them, and they paid for them. The husband looked confused again. He asked the clerk, “What the hell do … Read more
“Mom, did you see my pills? They write LSD on the box outside!” “Screw the pills, didn’t you see the dragons in the kitchen?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A lawyer buys a farm as a weekend retreat. While walking round his new property he looks down and sees that his feet are in the middle of a huge cowpat. The lawyer starts yelling, ‘Oh my God! Help me, help me!’ His wife runs up and asks what’s the matter. The lawyer points to … Read more