Jokes Ltd A tourist was watching an Indigenous man sending smoke signals. Everything around him was primitive, except for a latest model fire extinguisher. “What’s the fire extinguisher for?” the tourist wondered. “It’s for erasing the misspellings!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said: “Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” “Please don’t speak so loudly, sir, “said the waiter, “or everyone will want one. “ This joke … Read more
A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, “No, ma’am. “ She says, “Well, do you have any dates?” And he says, “Ma’am, if I don’t have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit. Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This … Read more
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar. The bartender says “What will it be?” The sandpaper goes “Just something to take the edge off” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two lawyers had been lifelong friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born and provide all expenses thereafter. … Read more
A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news. “ “Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live. “ “That’s terrible, “said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you … Read more
“Mom, can I buy some heels?” “No. “ Mom, can I buy a bra?” “No. “ “Mom, can I buy a dress?” “No. “ “Mom, can I buy a Barbie doll?” “No. You never let me buy anything!” “Shut up, Justin. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Two guys are fishing when one of them catches a fish. He brings it in the boat and as he cuts it open to clean it, a genie pops out and says, “Thanks for freeing me. I will grant you one wish. “ The fisherman looks around and says, “Well, we are almost out of … Read more