Jokes Ltd “Mom, can I buy some heels?” “No. “ Mom, can I buy a bra?” “No. “ “Mom, can I buy a dress?” “No. “ “Mom, can I buy a Barbie doll?” “No. You never let me buy anything!” “Shut up, Justin. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Two guys are fishing when one of them catches a fish. He brings it in the boat and as he cuts it open to clean it, a genie pops out and says, “Thanks for freeing me. I will grant you one wish. “ The fisherman looks around and says, “Well, we are almost out of … Read more
Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, “Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing’ in the rain!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
During a cold winter day an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in … Read more
Wanting to have a quick love-making session, the couple told their eight year old son to go stand on the balcony with a popsicle and to report to them all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into action. “There’s a car being towed from the parking lot, “he … Read more
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, “I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one … Read more
A young lad went to a tailor shop in Scotland. He told the tailor, “I’d like ye to make me a kilt with this material here, and if ye don’t mind, I’d like ye to make me a pair of matching underwear for it. I hear it gets a might drafty up dem tings. “ … Read more
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he … Read more
A director’s wife hears that her husband has a new secretary. The director comes home and the wife starts putting questions: “Does this new secretary of yours have nice legs?” “I don’t know. “ “What color do her eyes have?” “I didn’t notice… “ “But about dressing, how does she dress?” “Very fast… “ This … Read more
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. “What’s that big brass gong for?” one of the guests asked. “Why, that’s the talking clock, “the man replied. “How does it work?” “Watch”, the man said, giving … Read more