While Jimmy was out for dinner with his girlfriend, she started one of those “let’s be honest with each other” conversations women are good at. “I want us to be totally honest with each other, “she said. “I really wish you would change. “ “No problem!” Jimmy replied. “How about I change into your ex-boyfriend?” … Read more
After browsing the restaurant menu, Melvin had a question for the waitress. “About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a filet?” “Neither, “the waitress said “It’s a fish. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There were these two bums and they were hungry when they came across road kill. The first bum went down to eat it when he looked up at his friend and said, “Oh I’m sorry, would you like some?” He replied, “No, I think I’ll wait. “ So they continued down the road and the … Read more
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great… I would recommend it very highly. “ The other man said, … Read more
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn’t believe it! He said, “What’s wrong with … Read more
One day a family is wondering what to cook for dinner. They have many ideas but each idea doesn’t sound good. Eventually, they go to the living room to watch tv when all of a sudden a knock at the door. The mother answers it and it’s a nun saying she’s going door to door … Read more
Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe, they find only boxes. One robber opens a box and finds cups full of yogurt. “We didn’t find any money, but we got something to eat, “he tells his partners. They eat their fill and leave. The next morning’s newspaper headline reads, “World’s … Read more
Customer: “Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?” Waiter: “Can’t you tell the difference by taste?” Customer: “No, I can’t. “ Waiter: “Then does it really matter?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two thieves each sneak into a rich man’s party. During dinner the thieves marveled at how even the cutlery was made of gold, and both decided they would try to steal some. The first thief quietly slipped a golden spoon into his pocket, unaware that the second thief had witnessed this crime. After dinner, the … Read more
The bean soup Mike ordered was mostly water. He decided to tell the waitress. “This soup is awful, “Sam said. “I know, “she said. “I don’t like bean soup either. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.