A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keeping quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, “He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. Maybe he’s getting tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate from each other. … Read more
One day some soldiers from a nearby army camp saw a boy leading a donkey. They thought they would have some fun with him. “Say, boy, “called out one of the soldiers. “You sure are keeping a tight rein on your brother, aren’t you?” “Sure am, “said the boy. “If I didn’t he would probably … Read more
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a donkey walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the donkey’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a … Read more
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: “Ask for what you want – I’ll fulfill three of your wishes!” “I want to be white, often see nude women, and that I will always be full of water!” Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to … Read more
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman’s head. “Yech!” says the woman. “Get some toilet paper. “ “What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
While standing in front of the gorilla’s cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that … Read more
At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, “Who here has ever seen a ghost?” Most of the hands go up. “And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?” About half the hands stay up. “Okay, now how many of you have had *physical* contact with … Read more
Peter went to the pet shop and asked for 12 bees The clerk counted out 13 bees and handed them over. “You’ve given me one too many, “Peter said. “That one is a freebie” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a … Read more
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a pitbull, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun. “Now listen carefully, “he told the homeowner, “I’m going to climb the tree and poke the … Read more