Black Men
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says “Show me it’s true what they say about black men”. So he stabs her and takes her purse. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
General Jokes
Exemplary Statues
Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. An angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you … Read more
Shoe Heel Solemate
After becoming a pair, what did one shoe say to the other shoe? “Will you be my solemate?” The other shoe replies, “No, you’re nothing but a heel!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Caller Well
Caller: Is this Mr. or Mrs. Wall? A Man: I’m sorry there are no Walls here. Caller: Well, if there aren’t any walls there, how does the roof stay up? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Need Plastic Surgery
“Wait for me babe, I’m just finishing my make-up. “ “You don’t need make-up, Mary. “ “Oh, Jamie…. really? That is so sweet of you…” “You need plastic surgery. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Costume Party
A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back. “I am a turtle, “he says. “Who’s on your back?” “That’s Michelle. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Interference Until
During the historic first manned mission to Mars, two Astronauts were charting the Martian surface. “Look at that, “said one to the other, “how beautiful this alien landscape is, untouched by man. “ At that point, he was cut off, as he found his radio communications knocked out by unknown interference. They followed the source … Read more
Electron Molecules Positive
Two molecules are walking down the street and one starts looking around. The other asks, “What’s wrong?” “I have lost my electron!” “Are you sure?” “I’m positive!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Prospective Buyer
“This house, “said the real estate salesperson, “has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I’m honest, I’m going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse a block north. “ “What are the advantages?” inquired the prospective buyer. … Read more
Dark Forest
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!”. The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!” This joke is included in … Read more