Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The … Read more
Two goldfish are in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: “Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three cowboys sit around a campfire bragging about their adventures. The first says, “I gotta be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men. I wrestled that sumbitch to the ground with my bare hands. “ The second cowboy laughs, “That’s nothing. … Read more
There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house, so she called the contractor and set an appointment to meet with him. When the contractor came to her house they did a walk-through and he asked her what colors she would like. They came to the living room and she told him that she … Read more
Two blond girls are discussing: “Yesterday during the blackout I got stuck in the elevator for three whole hours!” “Tell me about it! I got stuck in the escalators. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A skunk and a rabbit were running through the woods and accidentally they collided with each other. They both got amnesia from the crash. “Who am I? What am I?” said the confused rabbit. “Well, you’re one such… with a short tail, long ears… “ “I guess!” shouted the rabbit, “I’m a rabbit!” “And what … Read more
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said “it is quite cold out here can I come in?” The man … Read more
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know. I can’t see!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Give it to me! Give it to me!” she yelled. “I’m so wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted, but he was keeping the umbrella. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.