There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He … Read more
Sherlock Holmes was carrying a box of lemons and placed it on Watson’s table. Watson: Where did you get all those lemons? Holmes: A lemon tree, my dear Watson. A lemon tree. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
At a fancy reception a young man was asked by a widow to guess her age. “You must have some idea, “she urged as he hesitated. “I have several ideas, “he admitted with a smile, “the trouble is that I don’t know whether to make it ten years younger because of your looks or ten … Read more
Farmers Brown and Jones had adjoining farms for years and didn’t get along at all. One night after supper, Farmer Brown knocked on Farmer Jones’s door. When Farmer Jones answered the door, Farmer Brown said, “I know we don’t talk often, but I wanted you to know that our mule just died today. “ Farmer … Read more
A teenage boy with spiked hair, nose ring, and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend, “I don’t really like to dress like this. “ “Then why do you?” asked the friend. “It keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere with them. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
John asks: “Why are you drinking so much?” Joe says: “Because I donated my body to science, and I am preserving it until they are ready to use it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Baker: “These are the best cakes, ma’am. We have been baking them for years!” Customer: “May I have a cake that was baked today, please?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A public speaker could not believe his eyes when he saw just one man among the audience. Nevertheless, he decided to go ahead with his speech. He asked him the reason for coming to attend his speech. The man replied, “It’s a hot day out there. The air conditioning is pretty good here. “ This … Read more
Mrs. Sharma: “When I die, love, I want to be cremated. “ Mr. Sharma: “That is a good idea, dear. The gold in your teeth ought to pay all the expenses. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.