Lunch Sometime
Man to a woman: “Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger?” Woman: “No. “ Man: “Let’s have lunch sometime…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
General Jokes
Smoke Having Sex
Man to woman: ‘Tell me, after having sex do you ever smoke?’ Woman: ‘I’ve never looked.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Slow Down
Two boys are talking. “What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?” “Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Smell Cock
Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business. One of the hookers said, “Gonna be a good night, I can smell cock in the air. “ The other hooker looked at her and said, “Sorry No, I just burped. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Modern Christian
A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead. A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side. Finally, a modern Christian came along, looked at the man and … Read more
Yelled Supplies
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping. “ To the Scotsman he said, “You’re in charge of shoveling. “ And to the Chinese guy, “You’re in charge of supplies. … Read more
Bride Upon
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I think I’ve found a man just like father!” Her mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Time and Best Friends – Marley Stopped
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley’s head. “How do you like it?” asked the barber. “Seems quite fine, “said the redneck. “but how ’bout making it a little longer in the back?” This joke is included in the … Read more
Movie Theater
“I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?” “That’s right, Sir. “ “So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theater with a friend?” “That was my dentist. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Quantum Physics Theory
Two students talk. “What are you reading?” “Quantum physics theory book. “ “But why are you reading it upside-down?” “It makes no difference anyway. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.