Argue Forget
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
General Jokes
Baby Giraffe
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a baby giraffe sitting next to him. “Are you a baby giraffe?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes. “ “What are you doing at the movies?” The giraffe replied, “Well, I liked the book. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Didn’t Believe
Man: You’ve brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn’t believe in Hell. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Women Noticed Lucy
There were three women who always hung their laundry out in the backyard. Two of the women noticed Lucy never had her laundry out on days that it rained. One day, they were all out in the backyard putting their clothes on the line when one of the women said to Lucy, “How come when … Read more
Hairiest Spot
Two Italian virgins marry and go on their honeymoon. Unfortunately, neither knows what to do when they get there. The newlyweds call the groom’s mother for advice. The mother says that they should sit on the bed together, snuggle, and things should happen from there. The newlyweds do this, but nothing happens. The groom calls … Read more
Oral Sex
“Grandpa, do you still have sex with grandma?” “Yes but just oral. “ “What is oral sex?” “I say “Fuck you”, she says “Fuck you too”! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Parallel Lines
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
You’ll Marry
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, “I’ve found the girl that I’m gonna marry! And she’s a virgin!” Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. “There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she aint’ good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for ours. “ This joke … Read more
Bright Idea Assume
A chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: “Assume we have a can opener… “ This joke is included in the … Read more
Flag Pole
A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground … Read more