Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a beer. “Want another?” asked the bartender. “I think not, “Descartes replied. Then he disappeared. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Railroad agent: “Here’s another farmer who is suing us on account of his cows. “ Supervisor: “One of our trains has killed them, I suppose?” Agent: “No, he claims our trains go by so slow that the passengers lean out the window and milk them when they go by. “ This joke is included in … Read more
There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?” The preacher calmly said “No, God will save me. “ A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?” The preacher replied … Read more
Tom, Frank, and Harry are fishing in a boat. Frank stands up to get a beer, loses his balance, falls in the lake, and disappears. After a few minutes, and no sign of Frank, Tom tells Harry he better go in after him. Harry drags him into the boat and notices he’s not breathing. “Better … Read more
Bill and John, in their 80’s decided to visit the Madam for one last sexual encounter. The Madam noticed Bill and John approaching, she quickly prepared 2 blow-up dolls, placing one in each room on the bed. Bill and John told the Madam that “We are here for the last time”. The Madam sent Bill … Read more
A fellow was going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine made a loud ‘hiss-pop! ‘ noise. “The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold, “explained the guide. “The popping sound is a needle … Read more
Dorothy, the little daughter of a tire salesman, had seen triplets for the first time. “Oh mother, “she cried out upon returning home, “what do you think I saw today?” “I can’t imagine, dear, what?” “A lady had twins, and a spare!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A not so bright young lady in the pet shop asks about buying a goldfish. The salesperson asked if she needed an aquarium. Her reply was, “I don’t care what sign it is. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jerremy was sitting down for breakfast one morning when he was astonished to see in the paper an announcement of his own death. He called his friend at once, “Brad, have you seen the announcement of my death in the paper?” Brad replied, “Yes, and exactly where are you calling from?” This joke is included … Read more
Dick goes into a rough bar and orders a drink. A man sidles up to him and says, ‘I can see you’re a stranger in here.’ ‘Why, yes,’ says Dick. ‘How could you tell?’ The man replies, ‘You’ve taken your hand off your glass.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more