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Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They spend a fortune to rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and … Read more
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley’s head. “How do you like it?” asked the barber. “Seems quite fine, “said the redneck. “but how ’bout making it a little longer in the back?” This joke is included in the … Read more
Half dressed redneck couple sitting on a couch watching the news on TV with man’s arm around the woman. The man says “Lookit them homo-sekshuls are ruining the sanctity of our institution. “We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. “ “Right, Darlin. “ The … Read more
A man walks into a crowded local bar brandishing a revolver yelling “Who’s been screwing my wife?” A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, “You don’t have enough ammo, mate!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he’s looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter. The salesgirl says, confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons … Read more
A couple has been married for many years, and one day the man tells his wife that he wishes she had bigger breasts. “But how am I going to get bigger breasts?” she asks. “That’s simple. “he says, “Just rub your breasts with toilet paper every day. “ “And that would do it?” the surprised … Read more
Every night while Dave is having dinner with his wife, Natalie goes to the bedroom, turns off the light and makes out with Dave’s friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubts and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. … Read more
One man’s marriage has gotten a bit dull, so he asks a friend if he has any ideas on how to add some excitement back to the marriage. “Well, “his friend says, “you can always have an affair. “ “I can’t do that! I will always be faithful to her. “the troubled man replies. “If … Read more
A husband and wife sleep in separate twin beds. One night he asks his wife to come over to his bed to fool around. As the wife gets up to walk over to his bed, she trips over the carpet and falls flat on her face. The husband looks up concerned and says, “Oh did … Read more
This couple had been going out together for quite a while and was thinking about getting married. They finally decided to spend a night in a motel to see if they were sexually compatible. The next morning he dropped her off at her apartment and he said, “So long, Lucy. “ She said, “Goodbye, Shorty. … Read more