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A husband and wife are walking down the street when a beautiful young woman blows the husband a kiss. “I met her last week, “explains the husband. “Professionally of course. “ The wife replies, “Which profession? Yours or hers?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three guys, Irish, English, and Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total, “says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, “I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his … Read more
A tourist in Sweden is drinking in a bar when a very sexy woman sits next to him. ‘Hello,’ he says. ‘Do you speak English?’ ‘Oh I speaking not much English,’ replies the woman. ‘How much?’ asks the man. The woman replies, ‘200 Kroner.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Husband to wife: ‘You have a flat chest and hairy legs. Tell me, have you ever been mistaken for a man?’ ‘No,’ replies his wife. ‘Have you?’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A recent widow was crying to a grief counselor. “We were married twenty-five years before he died, “she said, dabbing away a tear. “Never had an argument in all those years. “ “Amazing, “said the counselor. “How did you do it?” “I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a coward. “ This joke … Read more
A lot of things have changed in Jeremy’s life since he got to know that his girlfriend got pregnant. His name, living address, phone number… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping. “ To the Scotsman he said, “You’re in charge of shoveling. “ And to the Chinese guy, “You’re in charge of supplies. … Read more
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I think I’ve found a man just like father!” Her mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises “Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!” The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide … Read more
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, “Business … Read more