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Three women sit in a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn’t there!” “I know!” The next woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his brother’s house, but when … Read more
Wife to husband: “One more word and I’m going straight back to mother!” Husband: “Taxi! !” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he saw his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another. Fearing the worst, Mark charged into the bar and confronted Tom. “Tom what’s going on?” Mark asked. “It’s my wife Beckie, “ Tom replied. “She ran off with my best … Read more
Two students talk. “What are you reading?” “Quantum physics theory book. “ “But why are you reading it upside-down?” “It makes no difference anyway. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wife: Darling, today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears. He says, “So what’s bothering you, dear?” She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night. “ The priest says, “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible! Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?” She … Read more
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I’ve managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she’s … Read more
A photon is checking into a hotel and the bellhop asks him “Do you have any luggage?” The photon replies, “Nope, I’m traveling light. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Husband: “Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: “I clean the toilet seat…” Husband: “How does it help?” Wife: “I use your toothbrush!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is. “ “Of course I do, “he irritatingly answered, going out the door to the office. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a bouquet of red roses. … Read more