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Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!” “Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive. “ “I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?” “Oh NO! I just said that the way you … Read more
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?” She said, “I’d love to be ten again. “ On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park – the Death Slide, … Read more
There was this man who walked into a bar and said to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, “What’s the matter?” The man says, “I found out my brother is gay and is marrying my best friend. “ The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. … Read more
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, “In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands. “ The Marine replies, “In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!” This joke … Read more
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a seashell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, “Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!” The other asked, “What is a shrimp doing a dead woman’s vagina? Let me go see. “ Both of them went into the room with the woman, … Read more
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, “What’ve you got in your truck?” “Fertilizer, “the farmer replied. “What are you going to do with it?” asked the little boy. “Put it on strawberries, “answered the farmer. “You … Read more