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Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol. The second man called it a circus trick as he had gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he put … Read more
Once a doctor dies. He was a heart specialist. At the funeral, his family members and friends make a special coffin on which there is a heart. A man laughs. Another man asks him why he laughed. He says, “I am a gyno. I wonder what they will do at my funeral. “ This joke … Read more
Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three. . oh no, wait… nine – I have forgotten one case. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offered to fluff his pillows, make the bed, … Read more
A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know. “ She holds up a finger and says, “That big?” He says, “Bigger. “ She holds up three fingers and says, “That big?” He says, “Smaller?” She holds up two fingers and … Read more
An old man goes to the doctor’s office. The doctor gives him a checkup and says, “I need to do stool, blood and urine tests. “ The man says, “Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angrily “WHO’s the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?” A big cowboy sidles up to him and says “I DID. . want to complain to me?” “No, “says the little guy “just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!” This joke is included in … Read more
George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true. “I want to pee whiskey, “he says. “But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want. “ “No, I want to pee whiskey. “ The genie thinks what can it do, … Read more
“Is it rape if it’s your wife?” “I don’t think so. “ “What a relief! I thought you’d be mad as hell!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day there were two men. One was driving a Mercedes Benz and the other was riding a horse, both waiting at the traffic light. The man in the Benz looked at the horse and noticed something different, that horse was not a normal horse. It was an electric horse and has 3 buttons in … Read more