Browse a highly curated database of jokes designed to optimize your daily dopamine metrics. From efficient dad jokes to complex narrative punchlines, these text assets are guaranteed to lower your productivity, increase your morale, and provide a measurable return on engagement.
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 30 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big … Read more
A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady if she had a woman that could handle 16 inches. “Hmm, “said the madam. “I’m not sure. Try the first door on the right. “ So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and immediately heard screams. “It’s too big! Take it out!” So … Read more
There were three nurses in a morgue… They entered a room where they had discovered that there was a dead man laying on the bed with a hard-on. The first nurse was very forward and said, “Wow! I have never seen that before, I can’t let that go to waste”. After saying this the first … Read more
A man says to his wife, “Get ready you, me and the dog are going fishing. “ Wife says, “I don’t want to go. “ Man gives her 3 choices, fishing, blow job or take it up the arse. Wife picked the blow job. After she sucked for a while she said, “It tastes like … Read more
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, “Can I smell your pussy?” The woman looks at him in disgust and says, “Certainly not!” “Hmmm, “he replies. “It must be your feet, then. “ This joke is included in the … Read more
During a war warrior shouted against 3 ladies Warrior: “I am going to rape you all. “ Younger lady: “But please leave our grandmother. “ Grandmother: “Shut up, war is war. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier asks him if he wants a bag. He responds, “No, she’s not that ugly. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met two beautiful flight attendants. They took me home and I made love to both of them. Twice. “ The priest says, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in … Read more
A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?” The girl thought and then asked, “Doc, if you ate a can of baked beans, would you know which bean … Read more