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A young attorney who had taken over his father’s practice rushed home elated one night. “Dad, listen, “he shouted, “I’ve finally settled that old McKinney suit. “ “Settled it!” cried his astonished father. “Why, you idiot! We have been living off of that money for five years!” This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
An old man on a crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old man, unable to support himself properly with his cane, fell to the floor. Little Johnny, sitting nearby, looked down at him and said, “If you put a … Read more
3 dads bragging about their children’s success gets a surprise when a 4th dad tells them this! Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, “My … Read more
An elderly Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. “Yes Dad, what is it?” “Don’t be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it … Read more
After Graduating from High School, David moves away from home to study at University. One of his letters home reads: Dear Father, University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can … Read more
“Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy’s stomach last night?” “I have to do that, or Daddy’s belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny. “ “That’s not going to work. “ “Why not?” “Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Little Johnny is sitting in class, the teacher is going over vocabulary words. She asks the class to use a word in a sentence. The teacher says the word is “contagious”. Johnny is waving his arm up and down, no other students have their arm up. The teacher figures there is no way Johnny can … Read more
Johnny’s father: “Let me see your report card. “ Johnny: “I don’t have it. “ Johnny’s father: “Why not?” Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young man walks into a bar and orders a whisky. As soon as he is severed he slams it down. And before the bartender can walk away he calls out I need a shot of tequila. So the bartender pours the tequila. And no sooner than he is served he slams it back and … Read more
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of … Read more