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Three cowboys sit around a campfire bragging about their adventures. The first says, “I gotta be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men. I wrestled that sumbitch to the ground with my bare hands. “ The second cowboy laughs, “That’s nothing. … Read more
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air. Bert said, “I wish that was a sexy brunette. “ George echoed, “I wish it was a sexy redhead. “ Johnny sighed, “I wish it was dark… “ … Read more
After surgery, the doctor said to the patient, “I am sorry, but I forgot a pair of scissors inside you. I need to… “ The patient quickly responded, “Oh don’t bother, doctor! If it is because of that, just tell me how much it cost and I will pay you back. “ This joke is … Read more
At a restaurant, one of the customers notices that all of the waiters have two spoons in their vest pockets. A waiter explains, “We see that the most frequently dropped silverware is spoons, therefore we keep them for replacement. “ Then the customer notices a string hanging out of all the waiters’ flies. “The string … Read more
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, “Everywhere I touch it hurts. “ He asks “What do you mean?” So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said “Ouch!” Then she touched her chest and said, “Ouch!” Then her shoulder, “Ouch!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Your really … Read more
At work, a blonde notices that her cubicle mate has a thermos. She asks him what it’s for, and he responds, “It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold. “ The blonde immediately buys one. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her cube mate asks, “What do you have … Read more
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. “But will it be all right in the rain?” she asked anxiously. “Oh certainly, ma am, “said the manager smoothly. “After all, have you ever seen a squirrel with an umbrella?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says; “I don’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re the same age, we were the same size as kids… I just don’t get it. “ “Well, “says the big alligator, “what … Read more
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde woman for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A blond woman gave birth to two twins and was continuously crying. A nurse asks her what’s the problem. She replies, “I don’t know with whom I have the second baby… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.