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A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. “Doc, I’m afraid my typewriter is pregnant. “ The doctor asks, “Why in the world would you think that?” She says, “Because it’s started missing its period. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two blondes are sitting on a bench at the park. One says to the other, “Hey, which is farther, California or the moon?” The other blonde says, “Well, duh! Can you see California?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards – something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day -”Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry. “ The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take … Read more
A blonde’s house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, “Help me! My house is on fire! What should I do?!” Someone else yells, “Call 911!” The blonde yells back, “What’s the number?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it into the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to do was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped … Read more
A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around. After a while, he chose a bronze rat and brought it up to the counter. “That will be $10 for the bronze rat and $1,000 for the story behind it, “said the proprietor. “Thanks, but I’ll just pay the $10 and pass on the … Read more
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, “You have acute appendicitis. “ The blonde says, “That’s sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the redhead’s house while the redhead’s father was out. The father had a pet parrot, which he did n ot let anyone else touch. But, when he left, the girls took him out. The girls were playing with it, when the blonde grabbed the … Read more
A young man presents his fiancee to his parents. At the table, the girl needs to have a fart. After a couple of minutes they can feel a smell… The father of the boy says: “Rex… !” Happy that her future father-in-law blamed the dog under her chair, the girl relaxes. After a while she … Read more
A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette’s boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, “Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I’ll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air. “ The blonde says, “Why?Don’t you have a … Read more