Jokes
Browse a highly curated database of jokes designed to optimize your daily dopamine metrics. From efficient dad jokes to complex narrative punchlines, these text assets are guaranteed to lower your productivity, increase your morale, and provide a measurable return on engagement.
Sheer Blue Negligee
A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She’s about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings! She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs … Read more
Coach Exclaimed Excited
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you … Read more
Support Animal
An officer while walking his beat sees a lady walking a skunk along the sidewalk. He says, “Hey lady, why do you have the skunk?” “This is my Social Distancing Support Animal!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Becomes Apparent
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, “Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman’s right boob is hanging out. “ As he gets closer it becomes apparent that he was right. When he gets face to … Read more
Exact Truth
Three politicians were in a heated discussion as to which one was the best liar. As the discussion was getting louder and louder the bartender suggested they have a liars contest. After agreeing to the rules the first says, “I have never told a lie, “ The second indicated that he was not capable of … Read more
Radio Repeat
An aircraft is flying when all of a sudden a bird crashes through the cockpit and kills both the pilot and co-pilot. Having heard the crash a blonde flight attendant rushes in to find out what happened. Once inside the cockpit the plane jerks and the cabin door slams shut and can’t be opened. So … Read more
Borrow Twenty Dollars
When his teenage son asked to borrow twenty dollars, the man said, “Son, don’t you realize that there are more important things in life than money?” “Yes, sir, “the youth replied, “I do. But you need money to take them to the movies. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Factory Foreman Inspected
The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the man’s shoulder and said, “Well, Robbert, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, ‘This Side Up, Handle With Care.’” “Yes sir, “the worker replied. “And just … Read more