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A man is talking to the tax inspector who’s come to review his records. The inspector says, ‘As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to pay them with a smile.’ ‘Thank God for that,’ replies the man. ‘I thought you were going to ask for cash.’ This joke … Read more
A monkey was smoking a joint in a tree in the jungle with his little lizard buddy. The lizard says, “Ooh wee! This is some good shit! My mouth is dry as hell. I’m gonna run down to the pond and get a drink. “ The lizard climbs down the tree, scurries over to the … Read more
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord and nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
After losing almost everything he had in casinos in Las Vegas, a guy decided to spend his last money at a whorehouse. He entered and promptly went up to the Madam and asked her what he could get for 15 bucks. The Madam gave him a lengthy stare and told him to go upstairs, the … Read more
During her company’s periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password: GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said, “The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital. “ This joke is included … Read more
A blonde has been working in a broom factory since forever and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss’ office. “I quit! That’s it, I’m not working here anymore!” “Why?” asks the boss. “What’s the problem?” “I’ve been working here for so long that I’ve grown the broom … Read more
Blonde: Officer there’s like a thousand dead people here! Cop: Okay, calm down. Where are you? Blonde: The cemetery! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Doctor: “Yes, what is it I can do for you?” Blond: “Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go … Read more
Jeff and Mike are in a car accident and both die. Upon Jeff’s arrival at the Pearly Gates, he is met by St. Peter. “Where is my friend Mike?” Jeff asked. St. Peter replies, “Well, Mike was not as fortunate as you. He went in the other direction instead of getting into Heaven. “ Jeff … Read more