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Connor: I’d like to be an organ donor. Doctor: And which organ do you wish to donate? Connor: The one that’s been in my basement for ten years. No one’s used it for the past six years. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back. “I am a turtle, “he says. “Who’s on your back?” “That’s Michelle. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Having looked the other way for weeks, the boss finally called Nicholas into his office for a sit-down. “You know, Nicholas, “he said, “I’ve noticed that every time you have to take your dear old aunt to her doctor’s appointments, there’s a home game over at the stadium. “ “Wow, sir. I guess you’re right, … Read more
A jeweler was on his way to work when he saw a sign that said “Watch for children”… He thought to himself, “That sounds like a fair trade. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company over 30 years, he retired. Several years later the company contacted him with a problem they were having with one of their multi-million dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine fixed, … Read more
In the world of flies, a young fly needed a heart transplant. After being taken to surgery, the fly anesthesiologist put the young fly to sleep. The fly doctor assistant cut open the young fly’s chest. He then announced to the fly heart doctor, “Your fly is open. “ The heart doctor blushed. This joke … Read more
Johnny paid his way through college by being a waiter in a restaurant. “What’s the usual tip?” asked a customer. “Well, “said Johnny, “this is my first day, but the other guys said that, if I got five dollars out of you, I’d be doing great. “ “Is that so?” growled the customer. “In that … Read more
Tarzan comes home pooped and sits on the couch. “Rough day?” asks his wife Jane. He takes a deep breath and then replies, “It’s a jungle out there!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Bob: Why aren’t you working? Al: The boss and I had a fight, and he won’t take back what he said. Bob: What did he say? Al: He said, “You’re fired!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A student burst into his professor’s office and said, “Professor Steiner, I don’t believe I deserve this ‘F’ grade that you’ve given me!” To which Professor Steiner replied, “I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more