Cough Medicine
Doctor: Are you still taking the cough medicine I gave you? Patient: No, I tasted it and decided I’d rather have the cough. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jokes
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Yells I’ll
Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the 96-year-0ld draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. “Was I getting in the tub or out?” she yells. The 94-year-old hollers back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up to see. “She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, “Was … Read more
Happen Teen
A teen goes and sees a psychiatrist. Teen: I tend to over-exaggerate things. Psychiatrist: How many times does this happen? Teen: Over a bazillion times. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
I’ve Lived Alone
An elderly spinster called the lawyer’s office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for the spinster to come into the office. The woman replied, “You must understand, I’ve lived alone all my life, I … Read more
Enemy’s Eyes Judge
Lawyer: “Is it a crime to throw sodium in your enemy’s eyes?” Judge: “Yes, that’s assault. “ Lawyer: “I know it’s a salt but is it a crime?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Isn’t Faithful
A local lawyer was sitting in his office the other morning when a beautiful young lady walked in. Without any preliminaries she said she wanted a divorce. “On what grounds?” asked the lawyer. “I don’t think he is faithful to me, “she replied. “And what makes you think he isn’t faithful?” asked the lawyer. “Well, … Read more
Criminal Lawyers Well
“Excuse me, “a young fellow said to an older man, “I’ve just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers?” “Well, “replied the older man, “I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able … Read more
King’s Advisor Indeed
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. “This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter, “said one. “No! He agreed to marry MY daughter, “said the other. And so they argued before the King until he called for silence. “Bring me my biggest sword, “said … Read more
Stylish Downtown Attorney’s
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney’s office as his lawyer handed him his will. “Your estate is very complex, “said the lawyer, “but I’ve made sure that all of your wishes will be executed. Due to the complexity, my fee is $4500. “ Just then, the phone rang … Read more
Butcher Finds
A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner?” The lawyer … Read more