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An anesthesiologist has a stock answer to the usual question asked by pre-surgical patients: “How much will the anesthesia cost?” “Oh, only $100. 00. $1. 00 to go to sleep and $99. 00 for waking up. Most patients buy the whole package. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, “Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce. “ “Because, “the man says, “I live in a two-story house. “ The Judge replies, “What kind of a reason is that! What’s the big … Read more
Patient: Doctor, I think I’m suffering from lack of memory. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem is that? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
This guy called up his lawyer to tell him he was filing for divorce, and the lawyer inquired as to the grounds for the suit. “I’ve got grounds, all right, “sputtered the irate husband. “Can you believe my wife told me I’m a lousy lover?” “That’s why you’re suing?” pursued his lawyer. “Of course not. … Read more
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape. “It ain’t so bad, “one crook noted. “We got $25 between us. “ The boss screamed:”I warned you to stay clear of lawyers-we … Read more
A man comes home and finds he has a letter from the Inland Revenue, advising him that he’s going to be audited. In a panic, he calls his accountant:”Oh my God, I’m going to be audited, what do I do?” he says. “Don’t worry, I have all your receipts and paperwork in order. “says the … Read more
Halfway through Joe’s shift at the photoshop, a guy came in to pick up some photos of his naked wife. Naturally, Joe had a little peek as he handed them over. “Would you like the negatives?” he asked. “Yes please, “the guy said sheepishly. Joe said, “Your wife’s got saggy tits, a large belly and … Read more
Someone mistakenly leaves the cages open in the reptile house at the Zoo and there are snakes slithering all over the place. Frantically, the keeper tries everything, but he can’t get them back in their cages. Finally he says, “Quick, call my mother in law!” “Your mother in law? Why??” “We need someone who speaks … Read more
A golfer is walking down the road carrying his clubs when he sees an Arab being held up at gunpoint. He pulls out a wedge and smashes it over the back of the robber’s head, knocking him unconscious. “You probably saved my life, “says the grateful Arab. “I am a member of the Saudi Royal … Read more
“Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud. “ Waiter- “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.