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Doctor: I’m sorry to have to tell you that you may have rabies, and it could prove fatal. Patient: Well, doctor, please give me pencil and paper. Doctor: To make your will? Patient: No, to make a list of people I want to bite. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
“I’d like to order a bar pizza, “the idiot says. “Shall I ask them to cut it into six or twelve slices, “the barmaid asks. “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
John asks: Why are you drinking so much? Joe says: Because I donated my body to science, and I am preserving it until they are ready to use it. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement from one which he had previously made to the police. “For example, “he said, “when I entered my chambers today, I was sure I had my gold watch in my pocket. But then … Read more
An elderly woman was brought to the emergency room with a fractured hip. The ER doctor knew that surgery would be in order for the patient. “Have you ever undergone surgery?” he asked. “Yes, “the woman said. “Remember what type of surgery it was?” “I’m not sure, “the old lady said. “It was a long … Read more
Two drunks are sitting elbow to elbow at a bar. “I wish I knew where I was going to die, “Paul says. “Why?” asks Tom “Because if I knew I would not go there “Paul replied. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An inebriated man and his drunken friend were sitting at a bar. “Do you know what time it is?” Asked the drunk. “Sure, “said the man “Thanks, “said the drunk. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man walks into a bar with his pet alligator. He asks the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?” “Yes, we do!” “Good. Give me a beer, and I’ll have a lawyer for my alligator. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A patron at a restaurant was continually bothering the waiter about the air conditioning: first he would ask for the air conditioning to be turned up because it was too hot, then he would ask it be turned down because it was too cold, this went on for about a half an hour. To the … Read more
Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy’s mini van when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out, “Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!” Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens … Read more