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A doctor got a phone call from one of his colleagues. “We need a fourth for poker, “the voice on the phone said. “I’ll be right over, “replied the doctor. As he was putting on his overcoat, his wife asked, “Is it serious?” “Oh yes, quite serious, “he said gravely. “In fact, there are three … Read more
A stage mother cornered the concert violinist in his dressing room and insisted he listen to a tape of her talented son playing the violin. The man agreed to listen, and the woman switched on the tape player. “What music’” the violinist thought. A difficult piece, but played with such genius that it brought tears … Read more
A young man was trying to park his car between two others. He put it in reverse, and bang – right into the car behind him. He then went forward and bang- right into the car in front. A young woman watching the maneuver couldn’t contain herself. “Do you always park by ear?” she asked. … Read more
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Steve, “he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off as an office clerk, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four … Read more
A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found … Read more
A drunk stumbled out the door of the bar. He stood on the corner waiting for the light. His wife calls and asks if he is drunk. The man replies, “Of course not!”. Being suspicious that he is drunk, she says, “Okay then, tell me where you are and I will come and get you. … Read more
Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:”Windows frozen, won’t open. “ Husband texts back:”Pour some hot water around the edges and then gently tap it with a hammer. “ Wife texts back 5 minutes later:”We now need a new computer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Rob patiently waited at the customer service desk for his turn. He had come back to return a pair of jeans that were too tight. “Is something wrong with them?” the teenage clerk asked him. “Yes, “Rob replied. “They hurt my feelings. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
The young man comes running into the store and says to his buddy, “Tommy, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot! ‘ Tommy reacts, “Did you see who it was?” The young man answers, “No, I couldn’t tell… but I did get his license plate number!” This joke is included in the … Read more
A married couple were vacationing in Hawaii and disagreed on the correct pronunciation of the state name. He said it was Hawaii and his wife said it was Havaii. They stopped a man on the street to ask his opinion. He said the correct pronunciation was Havaii. The man’s wife was delighted and thanked the … Read more